10 ways to annoy James10 ways to annoy James1. Leap out in front of him and say "You smell weird."2. Call him a stalker every time you see him for chasing after Bella.3. Give him a dog with a name tag saying 'James Junior' and shout " He can help you tracing Bella!"4. Give him a fortune cookie of wich the text is saying " Keep away from mirrors " and keep whining util he opens it.5. When a silence falls point your finger at him and shout: " I know why Edward doesn't like you! You're strawberry blond!"6. Ask him if he secretly is James Potter. And if Victoria is Lily. When he asks you why the heck you think so say him :" You kept your name, she kept her hair colour! "7. When you get in an argumen with him say " What are you gonna do now James? Steal some of my home videos?"8. Tell him even Edward is a better tracer than he is.9. Start calling him Jamiepoo10. Ask him what he thinks that is Rosalie's vampiric gift while Victoria is standing right behind him
10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her.9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper.8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better.7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection.6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her.5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service.4. Talk to her only in Valspeak, and make sure every other word is "like".3. Giggle whenever she's around, and when she asks what you're laughing at, look confused and say, "I thought I was speaking clearly enough."2. Respond to everything she says with "I know, right?"And the Number One way to ann
10 ways to annoy Victoria10 ways to annoy Victoria1. Ask her where James is at and if he finally got tired of her2. Ask her ' Did you colour your hair of does it look naturally like it's burning up?'3. Next time she goes after Bella tell her " Jeesh Vic, don't you think you are copycatting James here?"4. Shout when she is standing next to you " Look! James! Oh wait.. sorry... it's just a pile of ashes."5. Start finding nicknames for her " What did you think about Vic? Ria? Tor? Oooh ooh! I know it! Victoria Lake! " (and put her reaction on tape for me, will ya? XD)6. Ask if she likes the movie ' V for Vendetta.'7. Start humming" Victoria for Vendetta, Victoria for Vendetta..."8. Ask her how she keeps on finding guys that die after they fall for her.9. When Riley (page 541 of Eclipse, the blond guy) is around her start singing the Pinkie and the Brain theme song.10. Try to dye her hair strawberry blonde in some way and tell her she'll scare Edward even more that way!